The kids have gone to college or are having kids of their own. You're close to retirement, and now you and your partner FINALLY have the time to catch up on all those sexy fantasies you've been dreaming about for years. Swinging seemed like such a great idea! You got a profile on a swinging website. You began getting emails and maybe even met a few couples...but things just aren't working the way you hoped.
You wasted hours of time chatting online with a lonely guy hoping to score, or a married guy trolling for couples without his wife's knowledge. When it came down to meeting you, they lost their nerve or never intended to meet you in the first place!
Many of the swingers online aren't comfortable with what they look like, so their either use photos of other people or post pictures of what they used to look like 10-20 years ago.
Newbie swingers often think everyone on a swinging site is ready to play, but the truth is some "swingers" are just "seeing what's out there," and wasted your time in the process.
That hot couple you were hoping to play with ended up being a hot mess because one of them wants to play and the other is not ready at all.
You talk yourselves out of meeting the right couples for you, because you don't have the confidence to approach someone you think is better looking, fitter, or not the same age as you.
There is nothing worse than being pushed into having sex with someone who wasn't right for you, because you didn't want to be rude and hurt the feelings of the other couple or your partner. .
You're feeling frustrated because you invested a lot of time on someone who wasn't real!
You're feeling upset because you wasted time and money on someone who misrepresented themselves to you.
You're disappointed because you were hoping to have an exciting, new experience with a hot couple and it ended up being another night with your partner.
You're upset because you had a horrible experience, because the other couple was not there for the same reasons you were.
You're fighting with your partner because someone had sex with someone they didn't want to have sex with!
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Traci performing with the legendary Gallagher in 2015.
Traci with Porn Legend Ron Jeremy at Vegas Exchange 2016.
Who am I...
and how do I know this?
Hi, I'm Traci, and I was once in your 4" heels...err...shoes...wondering why I wasn't getting everything out of "The Lifestyle" I should be.
I got into "The Lifestyle" quite by accident, when my husband and I decided to vacation at a clothing optional resort in Mexico. We were there 2 hours, when a guy approached us to “play" with him and his wife. He kept asking us to "play" with him and his wife. When we finally relented, what ended up as a great experience for me ended up being a horrific experience for my husband, as his wife had no interested in having sex at all! We later discovered the guy's wife was only playing to keep the peace at home. My husband was so devastated that I spent the rest of the week trying to save our marriage, because he felt rejected and unwanted. We realized then that "he" was a "predator-type" swinger, and his wife was just "playing along" to keep their marriage going. What turned out to be a relaxing vacation nearly ended in our divorce!
Our next encounter was with a seemingly nice couple. What we didn’t know, was that they had a fight prior to our first "full swap" encounter with them. The wife decided to use my husband to make her husband jealous. It made for an awful night, that left me in a depressive funk for months afterwards because I had been rejected and dismissed.
Our next swinging encounter was with another couple, and everything was great until each one of them "fell in love" with us. They were unhappy in their own marriage, so they began working to split us up. We had to sever that relationship in order to save our marriage, once again.
Our next encounter was with a couple that was all down to play with us. They were a great experience...until they never talked to us again. A few weeks later, we asked why they were so stand offish, and they admitted that they only want people they haven't fucked before.
The whole time, I kept hearing from seasoned swingers how amazing "The Lifestyle" was, but each encounter created personal emotional turmoil and tremendous stress on our marriage. Was it them? Was it us? Where were things going wrong? I started taking careful notes on everyone we met. I began breaking down what was working and what wasn't. I casually interviewed hundreds of swingers from all walks of life to see what worked for them and heard their horror stories. It turns out I wasn't alone! I began collecting their helpful tips and tricks and assembling them for myself and my husband.
I created a collection of etiquette and techniques that seemed helpful, and our "swinging success rate" went from 99.7% failure to 99.7% success!
I then used this information to create a complete system to help myself and my husband really enjoy what "The Lifestyle" was all about. It helped us get honest about what each of us wanted to experience, so we could create a swinging atmosphere that was healthy and positive. Most importantly, we had a set of working guidelines so we could quickly and easily eliminate "the duds" so we only played with “the studs!"
And now…my system is available to you!
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